A Dadaist Guide To Dada
Defense Against the Dark Arts is given the avant-garde treatment in this new Dadaist approach.
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Evil wizards putt pottering through potted beginnings unmet. Dark umbrage penultimate seeks brilliant light from shapely squirrel. Ess queue you I are Ariel. Rotating wand flits fleeting awash in wash. Back wash. Mouth wash back wash. Prating brilliantly, blathering it scintillates. Darkness! Betrayed beauty effulgent radiates heat and light and microcosmic background hurt feelings. Fight the darkness and the dark feelings. Fight the wights, the horrors, undulating madness, wafting in the pease porridge hot and pease porridge cold. Your nose is running while we all get old. Great grating! Seven great graders grated grade A cheese. Double Gloucester. A fine cheese for coarsely combating evil.
Expel your mouse! Expel your mouse! Expellyourmouse! Sun sits shining slowly, singing sad sagging songs.