Well if you are reading this now, you most likely have in your possession a muggle device which can access information in this thingamajig the muggles call internet, whereby I would like to direct you to a wonderful place call Google. Then again, doing so would contradict reading this book.

Well for those of you who have never seen a cat in your whole lives, cats are these rather small creatures with pointy ears and loads of whiskers. Their fur length and colours varies from breeds, as well as length of tails. They have paw pads and have retractable claws in their forelegs. Their pupils dilate depending on the amount of light in their environment. The common noise they produce to grab our attention is what we call a meow. Accursed onomatopoeias, I say.

This has been an Introduction.