The Hogwarts Times

written by Katniss Potter

This is a new monthly magazine/newspaper about Hogwarts and the wizarding world.

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

7

Reads

953

FILCH - Retiring or here to stay?

Chapter 2
Mr. Argus Filch will soon be retiring, say sources for the Hogwarts Times. Rumor has it the janitor will soon leave Hogwarts after many years care-taking here.

We asked Mr. Filch to confirm or deny the gossip.

"Leave me alone or I'll report you to the headmistress!" was our reply.

This leaves us wondering whether these rumors are true. We caught up with our anonymous source.

"How did you find out about this?" we ask.

"It's late in the evening, and I was trying to find Professor Anne to discuss recent homework I struggled with. Suddenly, I see Filch coming round the corner. He's muttering under his breath to Mrs. Norris, his cat: 'Not long, my sweet, and we can put our feet up and retire. No more pesky students!' I came straight to you to publish it!"

We managed to ask Headmistress Oshiro.

"Well, if Filch didn't tell you when you asked, I don't think I should, don't you?"

Other teachers said the same. So, we are left pondering the truth...
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