Today the day before mothers day, I wanted to make my mum some yummy cookies
See these aren't just any cookies these are LIMITED EDITION DRY COOKIES!
They are not only hard as rock, they are also burnt to a crisp! I dropped one on the ground and not even a single chocolate chip came off!
I also put WAY TOO MUCH SALT INTO THESE MOTHERFUCKAS! So they taste like shit!
I tried to take a bite out of one and I nearly snapped all my front teeth....and I burnt them


And tomorrow I shall present these to mum with pride......and she will be like "What the fuck are these? Rocks?"

{This is not a fake story, this is true!}

I was also doing my cooking channel......called....'Cooking with Mr Nu!' Btw I do not have......a Youtube.....so just don't search it....