The Articles of "We're done!!!"

Warning: Not a romance novel

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05/31/21

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Chapter 1
THE ARTICLES OF "WE'RE DONE!"


I know what you'r thinking: The Articles of "We're done!" Sounds like a cheap romance novel. But it's actually the first small book of my history channel. So lets start.

Okay... we know that America was once just some small pathetic colonies. Like Ding Dong Texas (real town, not lying). But in the French/Indian War the boss baby Britain used most of there money to fight (why didn't we just split the country? Well... because we suck.).So Britain wanted taxes since you know, were the ones they fought for. But instead of talking we begrudgingly did it and then got angry (you know...everyone must have been speaking a different language because there seemed to be no talking. "I wonder who, who, who told them to all shut up?) So they did less taxes but then we kicked there red coated butts because we suck again. So thank you for reading and I hope you all enjoyed.

P.S.
They will be longer I just wanted to test
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