Are you bluetooth?
Cause I feel like pairing

Are you from Oklahoma?
Because you're OK.

Are you at a bus stop?
Cause I am here to pick you up.

Your name must be Adele, because you had me at hello.

how you doin. Me: uh.......

Got this one on Tinder, 'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

Hi, (look her up and down) you'll do

If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?