Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type

Are you a volcano? Because i lava you

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!

I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If being beautiful was a crime, you’d surely be guilty as charged