Cheesy pick up lines

written by brooke

.............Heh.

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

1

Reads

463

Try these on your crush!

Chapter 1
Are you wifi?
Cause I feel the connection

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
Cause your drop dead gorgeous.

Are you McDonald's?
cause I'm love 'n' it

Are you camera?
Cause every time I look at you, I smile

Do you work at Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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