Marquis de Lafayette #8
written by Amythyst
This book is even better than #5. Lafayette tries to solve a case by questioning suspects, but little does everyone know, it was he who committed the crime! (Very random)
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Lafayette's Fun Game
Chapter 5
"Lafayette, how did we get here? I think the person struck again," says Hammy.
"Another mystery!" declares Lafayette, picking up the mask and priest outfit. "I must make a very close examination of these...Hmm...Now, who would keep a Frankenstein mask and a priest outfit? Hmm..." All he can think of is LAFAYETTE LAFAYETTE LAFAYETTE. He decides to frame someone. Maybe... Seabury! Hammy would go along with that.
"I shall use my state-of-the-art detective technology to examine the fingerprints upon this," announces Lafayette. He gasps. "COULD THIS BE TRUE?"
"What?" asks Hammy.
"It appears to be the fingerprints of... MONSIEUR SEABURY!" cries Lafayette.
"Who's Seabury again?" asks Hamilton.
"Monsieur Strawberry."
"STRAWBERRY?" roars Hammy. "HIM?"
"We should examine the other evidence to see if it matches up with this," says Lafayette. "Hmm...THESE ARE THE SAME FINGERPRINTS!" he declares, which is true. They are the same fingerprints: Lafayette's.
"I should've known it was that jerk; let's arrest him!" says Hammy.
"Everything makes sense now! Let us go arrest this evil Monsieur Strawberry! Now... where is he?" But Seabury was already in jail.
"Well...." says Lafayette. "It looks like... I have SOLVED the CASE!" He immediately starts writing another news article, this one titled: Lafayette Solves the Case!
Soon afterwards he posts a video called 'How to Kidnap Hamilton'.
"I'm bored," says Hammy a while later.
"I am bored, too," says Lafayette, then brightens. "I know something we can do!"
"Is it getting drunk?" Hammy asks eagerly.
"Well, actually, it is a different game, but getting drunk sounds like a good idea, too."
"Not yet," says Hammy.
"So... would you like to play the game? It is a short little game."
"What game is it?" Hammy asks.
"So, we all gather in a circle... come on, everyone!" A group assembles and settles in a circle.
"So now," explained Lafayette. "We will go around the circle and we will each say one thing that we love about ME!"
Everybody runs.
"Aww," mutters Lafayette. "I wanted to play that game...."
"Another mystery!" declares Lafayette, picking up the mask and priest outfit. "I must make a very close examination of these...Hmm...Now, who would keep a Frankenstein mask and a priest outfit? Hmm..." All he can think of is LAFAYETTE LAFAYETTE LAFAYETTE. He decides to frame someone. Maybe... Seabury! Hammy would go along with that.
"I shall use my state-of-the-art detective technology to examine the fingerprints upon this," announces Lafayette. He gasps. "COULD THIS BE TRUE?"
"What?" asks Hammy.
"It appears to be the fingerprints of... MONSIEUR SEABURY!" cries Lafayette.
"Who's Seabury again?" asks Hamilton.
"Monsieur Strawberry."
"STRAWBERRY?" roars Hammy. "HIM?"
"We should examine the other evidence to see if it matches up with this," says Lafayette. "Hmm...THESE ARE THE SAME FINGERPRINTS!" he declares, which is true. They are the same fingerprints: Lafayette's.
"I should've known it was that jerk; let's arrest him!" says Hammy.
"Everything makes sense now! Let us go arrest this evil Monsieur Strawberry! Now... where is he?" But Seabury was already in jail.
"Well...." says Lafayette. "It looks like... I have SOLVED the CASE!" He immediately starts writing another news article, this one titled: Lafayette Solves the Case!
Soon afterwards he posts a video called 'How to Kidnap Hamilton'.
"I'm bored," says Hammy a while later.
"I am bored, too," says Lafayette, then brightens. "I know something we can do!"
"Is it getting drunk?" Hammy asks eagerly.
"Well, actually, it is a different game, but getting drunk sounds like a good idea, too."
"Not yet," says Hammy.
"So... would you like to play the game? It is a short little game."
"What game is it?" Hammy asks.
"So, we all gather in a circle... come on, everyone!" A group assembles and settles in a circle.
"So now," explained Lafayette. "We will go around the circle and we will each say one thing that we love about ME!"
Everybody runs.
"Aww," mutters Lafayette. "I wanted to play that game...."
