Marquis de Lafayette #8
written by Amythyst
This book is even better than #5. Lafayette tries to solve a case by questioning suspects, but little does everyone know, it was he who committed the crime! (Very random)
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Lafayette Rescues Children
Chapter 4
"What is going on here?" demands Washington, walking in.
Lafayette turns around with an enormous and innocent smile.
"Oh, it must be innocent playtime!" Washington says cheerfully, leaving the room.
Lafayette flips through his prank book and finds one: make a giant Frankenstein-priest(I know it's weird but the point of this whole series is to make very weird things happen) costume and stick two people(Hammy and Laurens) inside. Lafayette goes to get the required materials and then dresses up Hammy and Laurens(who are asleep). He decides to push them into someone...
Washington is leisurely strolling down the street. Suddenly, something big bangs into him: a Frankenstein-priest! Laurens is sleep-walking and stumbles about until he bangs into a wall. Then the Frankenstein-priest turns about and marches back to Washington.
"Listen up!" yells Washington. The Frankenstein priest merely continues to advance, making unintelligible Frankenstein noises.
"Is it... mentally okay?" Washington wonders. Then he remembers Frankenstein is not mentally okay: its brain came from Abby Normal(watch Mel Brook's Young Frankenstein and you'll understand)!
"This could be a serious threat to my children!" Washington realizes, and dashes home. And he doesn't even realize... that it IS HIS CHILDREN!
"Lafayette," Washington warns. "There's a dangerous...man...outside."
"You will protect me, Daddy!" Lafayette smiles innocently. Washington doesn't even ask were Hammy and Laurens are.
Suddenly the Frankenstein walks in!
"GO HIDE IN THE BASEMENT, LAFAYETTE!" Washington screams. The Frankenstein walks into a brick wall and falls backward. Washington starts jabbing it with a stick. It seems to be broken in the middle... where there's a foot sticking out.
"The heck is that?" asks Washington.
The Frankenstein then rolls down a hill and breaks in half. Hammy and Laurens fall into the river and wash away. Washington is very confused.
Hammy wakes up and starts freaking out. "What the heck is this?" he asks, taking off the Frankenstein mask.
"Stop kicking me!" cries Laurens. Hamilton flops out onto the shore.
"STOP ROLLING AROUND LIKE A DEAD FISH AND HELP ME!" wails Laurens. Hammy hauls him in with the Frankenstein mask.
Laurens looks down and sees the mask. And screams. "AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Then he falls BACK into the river. Hammy hauls him in with the priest outfit.
"What happens?" cries Laurens. "Why is there a FRANKENSTEIN MASK?"
"Maybe that person came again and did another prank," muses Hamilton.
"They're gonna keep striking," cries Laurens. "They're gonna pick us all off one by one!"
"Uh... I don't really get that, there are only two of us," Hammy points out. "Do you mean they're gonna pull of all our body parts or something?" he jokes. Laurens screams.
"NO THEY'RE NOT!" yells Hammy. "Laurens, quit it!"
Suddenly, Lafayette comes running down the hill. "I have saved you two!" he announces.
"...No...." says Hammy.
"Ah, ah!" Lafayette starts taking photos and jots down a newspaper article titled: Lafayette Rescues Children. The article started with: Lafayette dragged two children out of a river.
"Now, what have you to say on the subject?" Lafayette asks. Hammy is silent.
"The young Hamilton was absolutely speechless in awe of the wonderful Lafayette!" writes Lafayette.
Lafayette turns around with an enormous and innocent smile.
"Oh, it must be innocent playtime!" Washington says cheerfully, leaving the room.
Lafayette flips through his prank book and finds one: make a giant Frankenstein-priest(I know it's weird but the point of this whole series is to make very weird things happen) costume and stick two people(Hammy and Laurens) inside. Lafayette goes to get the required materials and then dresses up Hammy and Laurens(who are asleep). He decides to push them into someone...
Washington is leisurely strolling down the street. Suddenly, something big bangs into him: a Frankenstein-priest! Laurens is sleep-walking and stumbles about until he bangs into a wall. Then the Frankenstein-priest turns about and marches back to Washington.
"Listen up!" yells Washington. The Frankenstein priest merely continues to advance, making unintelligible Frankenstein noises.
"Is it... mentally okay?" Washington wonders. Then he remembers Frankenstein is not mentally okay: its brain came from Abby Normal(watch Mel Brook's Young Frankenstein and you'll understand)!
"This could be a serious threat to my children!" Washington realizes, and dashes home. And he doesn't even realize... that it IS HIS CHILDREN!
"Lafayette," Washington warns. "There's a dangerous...man...outside."
"You will protect me, Daddy!" Lafayette smiles innocently. Washington doesn't even ask were Hammy and Laurens are.
Suddenly the Frankenstein walks in!
"GO HIDE IN THE BASEMENT, LAFAYETTE!" Washington screams. The Frankenstein walks into a brick wall and falls backward. Washington starts jabbing it with a stick. It seems to be broken in the middle... where there's a foot sticking out.
"The heck is that?" asks Washington.
The Frankenstein then rolls down a hill and breaks in half. Hammy and Laurens fall into the river and wash away. Washington is very confused.
Hammy wakes up and starts freaking out. "What the heck is this?" he asks, taking off the Frankenstein mask.
"Stop kicking me!" cries Laurens. Hamilton flops out onto the shore.
"STOP ROLLING AROUND LIKE A DEAD FISH AND HELP ME!" wails Laurens. Hammy hauls him in with the Frankenstein mask.
Laurens looks down and sees the mask. And screams. "AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Then he falls BACK into the river. Hammy hauls him in with the priest outfit.
"What happens?" cries Laurens. "Why is there a FRANKENSTEIN MASK?"
"Maybe that person came again and did another prank," muses Hamilton.
"They're gonna keep striking," cries Laurens. "They're gonna pick us all off one by one!"
"Uh... I don't really get that, there are only two of us," Hammy points out. "Do you mean they're gonna pull of all our body parts or something?" he jokes. Laurens screams.
"NO THEY'RE NOT!" yells Hammy. "Laurens, quit it!"
Suddenly, Lafayette comes running down the hill. "I have saved you two!" he announces.
"...No...." says Hammy.
"Ah, ah!" Lafayette starts taking photos and jots down a newspaper article titled: Lafayette Rescues Children. The article started with: Lafayette dragged two children out of a river.
"Now, what have you to say on the subject?" Lafayette asks. Hammy is silent.
"The young Hamilton was absolutely speechless in awe of the wonderful Lafayette!" writes Lafayette.
