Marquis de Lafayette #8
written by Amythyst
This book is even better than #5. Lafayette tries to solve a case by questioning suspects, but little does everyone know, it was he who committed the crime! (Very random)
Last Updated
05/31/21
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The First Suspect(Gets Arrested)
Chapter 2
Herc walks in
Lafayette: Oh, oh, oh, hey! (Blocks Herc's path)
Herc: Uh, what? Why are you blocking my path...
Lafayette: Because we have to question you for a case!
Herc: What case?! I'VE BEEN FACEPLANTED SINCE YESTERDAY!
Lafayette: Mmm, that's what they all say.
Herc: I literally made an imprint in the ground.
Lafayette: Listen, Monsieur, I am a private investigator. I think I know what I'm doing. (He says, walking into a wall)
Lafayette walks straight through the wall.
Lafayette: Um... that was what I meant to do.
Herc: You're like Clouseau(From the Pink Panther movies, watch them)
Lafayette: I am.
Herc: Clouseau sucks.
Lafayette: WHAT did you say, Monsieur?
Herc: I'm just saying that Clouseau sucks.
Lafayette: He does not, he is my role model!
Herc: He is?
Lafayette: Ever since five minutes ago!
Herc: Okay... But five minutes ago-
Lafayette: HEY HEY HEY! You are trying to avoid the question!
Herc: YOU'RE trying to avoid the question!
Lafayette: Listen, YOU are the one being investigated upon.
Herc: INVESTIGATED UPON?! What is that supposed to mean?
Lafayette: Hercules Mulligan, you are under arrest.
Herc: WHAT?
Lafayette: For refusing to answer the private investigator's questions.
Herc: I don't know what the question is....
Lafayette: Oh yes... um... The question was, uh... where were you on the night of.... what night was it, Hamilton?
Hammy: The 130th of January.
Lafayette: Yes, where were you on the night of the 130th of January?
Herc: It's not the 130th of January yet, there's no such thing.
Lafayette: HAMILTON, YOU HAVE MADE A FOOL OF ME! (Kicks Hammy through the wall)
Hammy goes flying through walls and into a vortex
Lafayette: Now, Hercules Mulligan, you must answer the question.
Herc: I was faceplanted.
Lafayette checks the security camera and sees Mulligan faceplanted.
Lafayette: Okay, it is confirmed.
When no one is watching, Lafayette takes the security camera with footage of him knocking out Hamilton and throws it in the trash.
Lafayette: So, you are innocent. Do you have any information on the case?
Herc: What case? I have no idea what's going on.
Lafayette: Well, Monsieur Hamilton was knocked out and then he was dressed as a girl and-
Herc: HAHAHAHAHA! (Walks through a wall)
Lafayette: He missed the best part of the story!
Herc: What's the best part?
Lafayette: The best part is when he was shoved by some mysterious figure... into Monsieur Laurens.
Herc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Trips, falls backwards, breaks through wall, ends up faceplanted again.)
Lafayette: Hmm, onto the next suspect. But first I must write down my notes.
He writes: Hercules knows that they are SUCKERZZZ!
Lafayette: Oh, oh, oh, hey! (Blocks Herc's path)
Herc: Uh, what? Why are you blocking my path...
Lafayette: Because we have to question you for a case!
Herc: What case?! I'VE BEEN FACEPLANTED SINCE YESTERDAY!
Lafayette: Mmm, that's what they all say.
Herc: I literally made an imprint in the ground.
Lafayette: Listen, Monsieur, I am a private investigator. I think I know what I'm doing. (He says, walking into a wall)
Lafayette walks straight through the wall.
Lafayette: Um... that was what I meant to do.
Herc: You're like Clouseau(From the Pink Panther movies, watch them)
Lafayette: I am.
Herc: Clouseau sucks.
Lafayette: WHAT did you say, Monsieur?
Herc: I'm just saying that Clouseau sucks.
Lafayette: He does not, he is my role model!
Herc: He is?
Lafayette: Ever since five minutes ago!
Herc: Okay... But five minutes ago-
Lafayette: HEY HEY HEY! You are trying to avoid the question!
Herc: YOU'RE trying to avoid the question!
Lafayette: Listen, YOU are the one being investigated upon.
Herc: INVESTIGATED UPON?! What is that supposed to mean?
Lafayette: Hercules Mulligan, you are under arrest.
Herc: WHAT?
Lafayette: For refusing to answer the private investigator's questions.
Herc: I don't know what the question is....
Lafayette: Oh yes... um... The question was, uh... where were you on the night of.... what night was it, Hamilton?
Hammy: The 130th of January.
Lafayette: Yes, where were you on the night of the 130th of January?
Herc: It's not the 130th of January yet, there's no such thing.
Lafayette: HAMILTON, YOU HAVE MADE A FOOL OF ME! (Kicks Hammy through the wall)
Hammy goes flying through walls and into a vortex
Lafayette: Now, Hercules Mulligan, you must answer the question.
Herc: I was faceplanted.
Lafayette checks the security camera and sees Mulligan faceplanted.
Lafayette: Okay, it is confirmed.
When no one is watching, Lafayette takes the security camera with footage of him knocking out Hamilton and throws it in the trash.
Lafayette: So, you are innocent. Do you have any information on the case?
Herc: What case? I have no idea what's going on.
Lafayette: Well, Monsieur Hamilton was knocked out and then he was dressed as a girl and-
Herc: HAHAHAHAHA! (Walks through a wall)
Lafayette: He missed the best part of the story!
Herc: What's the best part?
Lafayette: The best part is when he was shoved by some mysterious figure... into Monsieur Laurens.
Herc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Trips, falls backwards, breaks through wall, ends up faceplanted again.)
Lafayette: Hmm, onto the next suspect. But first I must write down my notes.
He writes: Hercules knows that they are SUCKERZZZ!
