Henry Knox had to watch over Washington's children while he was out. Henry Knox decided to set up the tree. All the kids got a job. Hammy helped twist bolts, Laurens held up the heavy tree, and LAFFY TAFFY......He sat on the couch and ate popcorn. To him, watching his brothers work was better than TV.
Later, Washington came home.
WM: ARE YOU BREAKING CHILD LABOR LAWS!?!?
LAFFY TAFFY: My job is to eat popcorn!
WM: OK then bye. *Ignores the other childs*