Marquis de Lafayette #5
written by Amythyst
The BEST ONE YET!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Hamilton's Unfortunate Situation(DON'T ASK)
Chapter 5
Lafayette acquired a book from the vortex called 'Pranks to Play on Hamilton' and decided upon a rather strange one.
"Oh, Hamilton! Won't you please come over here!" he yelled from his room. Hamilton obliged, but stepped into a rope trap(no one ever notices when there's a mysterious loop of rope on the floor) and got knocked out by a mysterious figure.
(Don't ask) Long story short, Hamilton got dressed up as a girl, ductaped on the mouth, and shoved into Laurens, who somehow thought Hammy was actually a girl who wanted to hang up her sweater in the closet. So they ended up in the closet together, Laurens leaned in really close to Hammy, and finally noticed the ductape. He peeled it off and Hammy started yelling at him. Laurens was so shocked it was Hammy that he started screaming like a little girl.
Meanwhile, Lafayette was striking different poses in front of the camera.
Hammy was still screaming at Laurens and Laurens was crying because he was very confused, and eventually the story got out about what happened to Hamilton. It sounded very suspicious.
Laurens: So, you think Lafayette is behind this?
Hamilton(still in a dress): I don't know.
Laurens: Well, if he isn't, then won't he still be waiting for you?
Hamilton went into Lafayette's room.
Lafayette: Huh?
Hamilton: You called me in here.
Lafayette: Oh, it was so long ago I forgot. All I wanted... was to say... I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Hamilton: You tell me that, like, ten times a day.
Lafayette: Well, the more the better! Now, why did you take so long to come in here?
Hamilton told him the basic story and showed him the rope trap.
"What kind of horrible person would do such an awful thing as that?" cried Lafayette, holding a coil of rope behind his back.
Laurens: We need to figure it out!
Lafayette: Why, of course! We shall become detectives!
Ham and Laurens: (Glance at each other) We?
Lafayette: Why, of course! I have always wanted to become a private investigator! Now, in order to solve this case, I must know the whole story.
Hamilton gave in.
Hamilton: So, whoever did it must have been a hardcore shipper.
Lafayette: Yes, yes.
Laf starts scribbling on his detective notepad, but what he's really writing is: SUCKERZ!
"Oh, Hamilton! Won't you please come over here!" he yelled from his room. Hamilton obliged, but stepped into a rope trap(no one ever notices when there's a mysterious loop of rope on the floor) and got knocked out by a mysterious figure.
(Don't ask) Long story short, Hamilton got dressed up as a girl, ductaped on the mouth, and shoved into Laurens, who somehow thought Hammy was actually a girl who wanted to hang up her sweater in the closet. So they ended up in the closet together, Laurens leaned in really close to Hammy, and finally noticed the ductape. He peeled it off and Hammy started yelling at him. Laurens was so shocked it was Hammy that he started screaming like a little girl.
Meanwhile, Lafayette was striking different poses in front of the camera.
Hammy was still screaming at Laurens and Laurens was crying because he was very confused, and eventually the story got out about what happened to Hamilton. It sounded very suspicious.
Laurens: So, you think Lafayette is behind this?
Hamilton(still in a dress): I don't know.
Laurens: Well, if he isn't, then won't he still be waiting for you?
Hamilton went into Lafayette's room.
Lafayette: Huh?
Hamilton: You called me in here.
Lafayette: Oh, it was so long ago I forgot. All I wanted... was to say... I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Hamilton: You tell me that, like, ten times a day.
Lafayette: Well, the more the better! Now, why did you take so long to come in here?
Hamilton told him the basic story and showed him the rope trap.
"What kind of horrible person would do such an awful thing as that?" cried Lafayette, holding a coil of rope behind his back.
Laurens: We need to figure it out!
Lafayette: Why, of course! We shall become detectives!
Ham and Laurens: (Glance at each other) We?
Lafayette: Why, of course! I have always wanted to become a private investigator! Now, in order to solve this case, I must know the whole story.
Hamilton gave in.
Hamilton: So, whoever did it must have been a hardcore shipper.
Lafayette: Yes, yes.
Laf starts scribbling on his detective notepad, but what he's really writing is: SUCKERZ!
