Marquis de Lafayette #5
written by Amythyst
The BEST ONE YET!
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
5
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500
Laf's Videos and Orange Pulps
Chapter 4
Lafayette called over his friends to help him make videos. Herc didn't quite get how Youtube worked, and got a physically painful explanation in which he was BEATEN TO A PULP: AN ORANGE PULP(Yeah, that's where that joke came from, don't ask)
The first video was a trick on Hamilton. Laf offered to let him sing a song, My Shot(this is in the 1770s before the musical was invented, so Hamilton doesn't know these songs. Laf acquired them through the portal.), but what Hammy didn't know was that the song was five and a half minutes long.
His voice died at the end of the song and he was too tired to raise his glass, so it just fell on his head. Lafayette published the video.
Hammy did not find this trick amusing, he was quite angry about his voice. So he called in Washington(I guess he got his voice back by now) and said that Lafayette had been being mean.
Washington: Oh, I'm sure he didn't mean to.
Lafayette: HAMMY was being mean!
Washington: WAS HE?
Lafayette: Mm-hmm.
Hammy:...crap...
Washington called in Henry Knox(a 280-lb guy who likes cannons, you can look him up) and Hammy got beaten to a pulp... A LEMON PULP!
Later, the gang decided they wanted to do a song just for fun without being filmed.
"Mm-hmm," said Laf, secretly turning on the camera.
Hammy started singing, but then Laurens butted him to the side and took the stage. Ham was furious! The two started beating each other to a pulp.
Lafayette opened Youtube on another device and started annoying the two with Hamilton x Laurens videos. Laurens, angry, started searching up Lafayette x Herc videos(while Hammy was beating him up) to annoy Lafayette. Eventually he noticed something.
Laurens: Wait, is that camera on?
"TUNE IN NEXT TIME!" yelled Lafayette to the camera, then quickly posted a picture at the end of the video. The picture was divided into four quarters: one had Herc the orange pulp, one had Hammy the lemon pulp, one had Laurens the lime pulp, and one had King Lafayette.
Laurens: ...Why am I a lime?
Lafayette: Because LAURENS? LIME? LLLLAURENS? LLLLIME?
Laurens:.....
The first video was a trick on Hamilton. Laf offered to let him sing a song, My Shot(this is in the 1770s before the musical was invented, so Hamilton doesn't know these songs. Laf acquired them through the portal.), but what Hammy didn't know was that the song was five and a half minutes long.
His voice died at the end of the song and he was too tired to raise his glass, so it just fell on his head. Lafayette published the video.
Hammy did not find this trick amusing, he was quite angry about his voice. So he called in Washington(I guess he got his voice back by now) and said that Lafayette had been being mean.
Washington: Oh, I'm sure he didn't mean to.
Lafayette: HAMMY was being mean!
Washington: WAS HE?
Lafayette: Mm-hmm.
Hammy:...crap...
Washington called in Henry Knox(a 280-lb guy who likes cannons, you can look him up) and Hammy got beaten to a pulp... A LEMON PULP!
Later, the gang decided they wanted to do a song just for fun without being filmed.
"Mm-hmm," said Laf, secretly turning on the camera.
Hammy started singing, but then Laurens butted him to the side and took the stage. Ham was furious! The two started beating each other to a pulp.
Lafayette opened Youtube on another device and started annoying the two with Hamilton x Laurens videos. Laurens, angry, started searching up Lafayette x Herc videos(while Hammy was beating him up) to annoy Lafayette. Eventually he noticed something.
Laurens: Wait, is that camera on?
"TUNE IN NEXT TIME!" yelled Lafayette to the camera, then quickly posted a picture at the end of the video. The picture was divided into four quarters: one had Herc the orange pulp, one had Hammy the lemon pulp, one had Laurens the lime pulp, and one had King Lafayette.
Laurens: ...Why am I a lime?
Lafayette: Because LAURENS? LIME? LLLLAURENS? LLLLIME?
Laurens:.....
