Lafayette: Bonjour, Monsieur HAMMY DA HAMBURGA!
Hamilton: What did you say?
Lafayette: HAMMY DA HAMBURGA!
Hamilton: WHAT did you just call me?
Lafayette: HAMMY DA HAMBURGA!
Later, Hammy found out a nickname to annoy Lafayette...
Hamilton: Hello, Lafayette... the BAGUETTE!
Lafayette: ...That is very stupid....

(There is a vortex, don't ask) Some books are shoved through the vortex into the Hamilton world.
Hamilton: (Gets hit on head with book) Ow... what was that? (All the other books fall through and bury him)(Arm flails, then lays still)