Witch Weekly- Issue Two (November 2017)
written by Sally Buttercup
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Starburst
Chapter 5
Welcome, dear readers, to the first addition of Starburst! As you all know, we here at WW aim to only report the 100% accurate, completely non-fictitious truth about all of your favorite celebrities, from Harry Potter to the Weird Sisters. This month, we have a few stories that I'm sure will pique your interest, from performance fails to potential new relationships.
First up, rumor has it that Bella Urinsa, the famed singer who was dubbed "the new Celestina Warbeck" by The Daily Prophet, has a new beau. We spotted her walking down Diagon Alley just last week with a swarthy, unknown wizard on her arm. Of course, she's always been a woman who has liked summer flings more than relationships, but we spoke to an inside source, who claimed that she has been dating this mysterious man for three months already. Only time will tell if their relationship will stand, but I'm betting that it won't last for much longer before Bella goes back to her old ways.
The Weird Sisters' concerts are always strange, but the concert that they held last week in front of an audience of 1000 eager fans was definitely the strangest one they've had yet. Their drummer, Orsino Thruston, accidentally ripped his robes while he was performing, and he exposed one body part that we definitely didn't want to see that night. Word on the street has it that his girlfriend is planning on breaking up with him over that, but let's hope that she comes to her senses and stays with him. I would hate for such a cute couple to be broken up.
Now, we're at our final piece of gossip. But don't worry, it's a juicy one. We received word that Epina Sweeting and Brad Yuko have broken up. Yes, you read that right - the couple that was voted the best celebrity couple last year is done. Apparently, Epina was furious over the fact that Brad hadn't proposed yet, after three years of dating, and she just stormed out of their house one day with nothing more than the clothes on her back and her wand. We heard from a source very close to the couple that Brad was trying to get Epina to come back, but Epina was adamant on staying as far away from him as possible.
And that's all for this week, folks. If you have any news about stars that you've been dying to share, feel free to owl us, and your story may be featured in our next paper.
First up, rumor has it that Bella Urinsa, the famed singer who was dubbed "the new Celestina Warbeck" by The Daily Prophet, has a new beau. We spotted her walking down Diagon Alley just last week with a swarthy, unknown wizard on her arm. Of course, she's always been a woman who has liked summer flings more than relationships, but we spoke to an inside source, who claimed that she has been dating this mysterious man for three months already. Only time will tell if their relationship will stand, but I'm betting that it won't last for much longer before Bella goes back to her old ways.
The Weird Sisters' concerts are always strange, but the concert that they held last week in front of an audience of 1000 eager fans was definitely the strangest one they've had yet. Their drummer, Orsino Thruston, accidentally ripped his robes while he was performing, and he exposed one body part that we definitely didn't want to see that night. Word on the street has it that his girlfriend is planning on breaking up with him over that, but let's hope that she comes to her senses and stays with him. I would hate for such a cute couple to be broken up.
Now, we're at our final piece of gossip. But don't worry, it's a juicy one. We received word that Epina Sweeting and Brad Yuko have broken up. Yes, you read that right - the couple that was voted the best celebrity couple last year is done. Apparently, Epina was furious over the fact that Brad hadn't proposed yet, after three years of dating, and she just stormed out of their house one day with nothing more than the clothes on her back and her wand. We heard from a source very close to the couple that Brad was trying to get Epina to come back, but Epina was adamant on staying as far away from him as possible.
And that's all for this week, folks. If you have any news about stars that you've been dying to share, feel free to owl us, and your story may be featured in our next paper.
