Dear Miss Molly,
I am completely hopeless at taking care of those pesky garden gnomes! These critters have been bothering my home for ages now! I'm mainly having problems with catching them, what do you think is the best technique at catching those garden thiefs? Thanks!
Yours truly, Gnome Chaser

Dear Gnome Chaser.
The constant pest of garden gnomes is definitely something I am familiar with. The Burrow has been bogged down by the little buggers for quite a while as well and we have developed a few methods that work the best for us. Keep in mind it wont rid you of them completely, but a few months without them is always a nice reprieve. When the kids were younger, our favorite method was making a game out of who could swing the knomes the furthest after spining them around the fastest. Your second option is to hire a perst controller, depepending on where you live, the prices are usually pretty reasonable. Though its not nearly as fun, it does have much better results, and sometimes even completely rides them out. I would suggest first checking, for some controllers still use the Jarvey method even though it is currently outlawed.
Good luck degnoming,
Molly

Dear Molly,
As I sit here writing this to you, the lights are flickering, and my stereo is stuck on the popular Muggle song “Say Something”, because I refuse to acknowledge the poltergeist in my home. What is the best way to get rid of a troublesome poltergeist?
Sincerely yours,
Haunted

Dear Haunted,
Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I can help you, dear. Poltergeists are known to be persistent buggers that are quite hard to drive out. I'm quite surprise the Burrow never had one with all the chaos the twins caused.
There are no completely proven ways of expelling one, but there are rumors of a set of Muggles who claim to know how to get rid of them.

I’m sorry, but outside of reconciling with it and developing and understanding, you might be forced to move.
Regretfully yours,
Molly