My Book of Puns!
written by Emma
A lot of my terrible jokes and puns!!! I'll add more when I feel like it
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
1
Reads
598
Disney Puns
Chapter 1
1. Guess you could say Gaston was the winner of the No-Belle-Prize
2. What did the animals say to Simba when he walked to slow? Mufasa
3. Why is Peter Pan a bad fighter? Because his punches never land! Man those jokes just don't get old!
4. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!
5. Knock knock? Whos there? You. You who? You hoo big summer blow out!
2. What did the animals say to Simba when he walked to slow? Mufasa
3. Why is Peter Pan a bad fighter? Because his punches never land! Man those jokes just don't get old!
4. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!
5. Knock knock? Whos there? You. You who? You hoo big summer blow out!
