Harry:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the snares, I feel the glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt

Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know they'll never ever give me what I want

I know I don't deserve these
Awful rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet Drive

Can't take all of these muggles
But despite all of my struggles
I'm still alive

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it's September, so I'm skipping this town
Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now...

I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to school
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everyone knows I'm cool

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
I think I'm going back...

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone's gonna die,
And it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with the flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron,
'Cause together we're totally awesome

Ron:
Yeah, cause together we're totally awesome!

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Ron:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don't go for work, don't go there for class

Harry:
As long as we're together...

Ron:
Gonna kick some ass!

Harry and Ron:
And it's gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

Hermione:
But let's not forget that
We need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLs!

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Hermione:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart
And come on guys, that's totally awesome

This year I plan to study a lot

Ron:
That would be cool if you were actually hot

Harry:
Hey Ron, come on
We're the only friends that she's got!

Ron:
And that's cool...

Hermione:
And that's totally awesome!

Harry, Ron, Hermione:
Yeah, it's so cool
Yeah, it's totally awesome!

We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...

We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get ourselves to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-coooool

All:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Harry, Ron, Hermione:
I think we're going back...

(Dialogue)

Cho's Possy:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Guang Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

(Dialogue)

Cedric:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

(Dialogue)

Malfoy:
This year you bet, gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I'll have the greatest wizard career
It's gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And Potter won't be in my way,
Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Goyle:
Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome!

Hermione:
(Spoken) Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train!

All:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow

Harry:
Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho,

Ron:
Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!

All:
We're back to learn everything that we can
It's great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know
The summers over and we're itchin' to go

Neville:
I think we're ready for
Albus Dumbledore!

Dumbledore:
Welcome... all of you to Hogwarts
I welcome all of you to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We've got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
(Spoken) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules...

(Dialogue)

All:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that i need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends

Gryffindors:
To Gryffindor!

Hufflepuffs:
Hufflepuff!

Ravenclaws:
Ravenclaw!

Slytherins:
Slytherin!

All:
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Dumbledore:
(Spoken) I'm sorry, whats it's name?

All:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Dumbledore:
(Spoken) I didn't hear you kids!

All:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

Harry:
(Spoken) Man, I'm glad I'm back!