Never Mess With Hermione Granger: Part 1
written by Isabella Merope Riddle
This is what will happen to YOU if you mess with Hermione Granger. (And if this book gets over 40 reads, I'll publish Part 2) WARNING: THIS STORY IS 100% TRUE.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
8
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752
Chapter One: ISABELLA
Chapter 1
“Get off me!” I yelled, struggling to get up.
Hermione readjusted herself on my chest, her knees pinning down my arms.
“Nope.”
“Mom, stop it!” cried two young children at the door of the room.
“Hugo? Rose? Conner?”
“Hugo! Rose! Conner!” I cried, and stopped struggling, looking up at Conner.
“Kids, not now,” Hermione said, putting a blade to my neck.
“Mom, get off my girlfriend!” Connor exclaimed.
“Your girl- wait, WHAT?!”
“We’re dating,” I responded.
“Shut up, Riddle,” Hermione said, pressing down on the blade.
I could feel beads of hot blood dripping down my neck.
“HERMIONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Albus, really-”
“UNCLE RON!” Albus yelled down the hall, “HERMIONE’S TORTURING IZZY AGAIN!”
Hermione readjusted herself on my chest, her knees pinning down my arms.
“Nope.”
“Mom, stop it!” cried two young children at the door of the room.
“Hugo? Rose? Conner?”
“Hugo! Rose! Conner!” I cried, and stopped struggling, looking up at Conner.
“Kids, not now,” Hermione said, putting a blade to my neck.
“Mom, get off my girlfriend!” Connor exclaimed.
“Your girl- wait, WHAT?!”
“We’re dating,” I responded.
“Shut up, Riddle,” Hermione said, pressing down on the blade.
I could feel beads of hot blood dripping down my neck.
“HERMIONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Albus, really-”
“UNCLE RON!” Albus yelled down the hall, “HERMIONE’S TORTURING IZZY AGAIN!”
