Person =
Were you shooked?

Tom =
What?
Who dis?

Person =
Daughter of Artemis
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Tom =
Oh yeah....

Olivia =
Wait for it....

Tom =
WAIT WAT?!?
ISN'T ARTEMIS SUPPOSE TO BE A VIRGIN GODDESS?!?!
HOW DOES SHE EVEN GOT SEDUCED BY WADE???????

Olivia =
Uh...
One night stand...?
I mean dad told me that the both of them were drunk
Sooo....

Tom =
Man the timelines are confusing....
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Did I just-

Olivia =
Broke the 4th wall?
yes, twice I think
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Well the timeline is basically a crossover of PJO and Harry Potter
The timeline is well kind of confusing but if you read fanfics of the crossovers maybe you'll understand..?

Tom =
Well shit
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I heard you were in tons of battle..

Olivia =
Yep, I am Percy's right hand gal...
I even fell to Tartarus with him and Annabeth

Tom =
Dam....
Why do Greek gods have to fuck up so much shit
Can't they just stay in the mountain, eat their ambrosia, and leave people alone

Olivia =
And stop having sex with things you're not suppose to have sex with

Tom&Olivia =
We're all looking at you Zeus
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Zeus =
Fuck you