Fair warning =
Lots and lots of swearing.
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Person =
Why do I exist?
Is reality only an illusion?
IS THE UNIVERSE A HOLOGRAM?!?

Tom =
Oh, man holy shitue
I never thought of that before
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Or that the Universe that we all live in could be living in, is simply a brain cell to another living creature?
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Person =
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK THAT I DIDN'T THOUGHT OF THAT?!?!?!
PHIL IS GONNA NEED A SHITLOAD OF SNACKS, WATER, AND BLANKETS TO FEEL COMFY TO HEAR THIS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RANT !!!!
HOW COME I DID'T THOUGHT OF THAT, SWEET JESUS...

Tom =
Wait, Phil?
Existential crisis?-

Person =
AND A NEW VIDEO ABOUT THIS!!!

Tom =
Video?
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HOLY SHIT YOUR DANISNOTONFIRE!!!

Dan =
Yeah it's shitty

Tom =
Can u sign my book?

Dan =
I guess so
*signs*

Tom =
THANK U SO MUCH
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY
WELL EXCEPT WHEN I WROTE TO BTS!!!

Dan =
Wait, you wrote to BTS?
Did they replied?

Tom =
Yes!
JIN REPLIED
EOMMA JIN REPLIED!!!

Dan =
Wait this book..
Are you Tom Riddle?
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Tom =
You know me?
OH MA GODS THE DANISNOTONFIRE KNOWS ME!!!

Dan =
Well actually every Potterhead knows you..

Tom =
What is "Potterhead"?

Dan =
Did you travel through dimensions?
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Tom =
yes....
Why?

Dan =
Cause your life is an illusion to this dimension...
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Fucked up?
I know...

Tom =
FUCK IT I'M OUT!!!

Dan =
WHere are you going!?

Tom =
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!
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Dan =
Isn't that my line?