Tom =
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY THAT I FINALY GOT AN OFFICIAL BTS MERCH!!!!

I AM FANGIRLING SO MUCH!!!!

Person =
U like BTS???

Tom =
J'yes
Problem?

Person =
No
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What is BTS?

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Tom =
EH?!?!?
WHAT IS BTS???
BOI SIT YOUR ASS DOWN CAUSE IMMA GIVE YOU A STORY!!!
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Let's start!
BTS is a K-Pop band (K-Pop = Korean Pop) with 7 cute, hawt, wierd members. They write songs, they dance, they have amaZhang vocals!

NOW FOR THE MEMBERS!!!!

FIRST!
We got : Jin
Jin :
- the oldest
- is basically the mother of the band
- is a pink princess
- can cook
- can eat as much as he can and never get fat

Suga (< my fave) :
- rapper no. 1
- is Agust D
- is more scary than Rap-Mon
- is very lazy
- works the hardest
- and very cute~

Rap Monster :
- is also a rapper
- the smartest in the group
- speaks english fluently
- the father of the group
- is dance monster

J-Hope :
- another rapper
- cute~
- is J-Hoe
- or J-horse
- very random
- also weird
- J-Hope is your Hope
- is the sunshine of the group

Jimin =
- is hawt and cute at the same time
- a gymnast
- very talented at dancing
- Always does the high notes in every song
- the shortest
- is Chimchim
- is very strong
- has packs and guns
- can be creepy or a pervert

Taehyung / V :
- is basically the Alien of the group
- is V-alien
- the weirdest in the group
- and hawt and cute
- more random than J-Hope
- has a very soothing, deep voice
- have I told you he's weird? Yet hawt

Jungkook :
- basically the baby of the group
- the golden maknae
- is cute and hawt
- has packs and guns too
- can rap also
- is as random and weird as J-Hope
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The fan base are called ARMY.

ARMY or just army
Is :
Adorable Repersentive M.C for Youth
Or
Army
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So, have you learn your lesson yet?

*le Tom can hears the person snoring*

Tom =
Son of a fu-