Person =
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me to
Or I'll Avada Kedavra you

Perfect!

Tom =
What in the hell is that?

Person =
Whoa, a self writing book! Dam, technology this days!

Tom =
Who is this?

Person =
Ah yes, I am Olivia. Olivia Wilson...

Tom =
How did you came across this book?

Olivia =
Whoa, a book who doesn't know who I am!

Tom =
What? Who are you anyways?

Olivia =
I am the daughter of Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool.

Tom =
What kind of name is that? Deadpool. Wait you're a muggle?!

Olivia =
It's rude going around telling someone a muggle. I am a half-blood you dense fuc-

Tom =
Wait how did you got this book anyways?

Olivia =
Some blondie, with a cane dropped it. So I took it

Tom =
That damn, blondie!!!