Person =
Dear Diary,
Today I spent my day with Uni, at the carnival. But then I bumped into the Avengers, well more like got body slam to the Avengers. And Spidey is in it too! Yay!

Tom =
But I thought they were with me the last 20 minutes...
*Checks time*
Or maybe the last 10 hours..
Wow I slept long!
*pats himself on the back*

Person =
Holy mother of chimichangas! What in the actual fucking fuck is this, fuckery?!?!?!?!?

Tom =
Well...you cuss a lot.
Wait, lemme guess..
Deadpool or Wade

Wade =
DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
YOU ARE RIGHT
AND THAT'S 10 MORE CHIMICHANGAS FOR ME!!!
YAY

Tom =
How is that fair?
Oh, wait you don't do fair...

Wade =
I can be fair...
Just give me an example..

Tom =
Alright...
You have 20 chimichangas, and you're forcefully giving it to a friend of yours. What do you have left?
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Wade =
20 chimichangas and a dead body
Cause ain't nobody touchin ma chimichangas!

Tom =
Well?

Wade =
I see it now...
Welp more chimichangas for me fuckers!!!
Now I'm just gonna throw this diary shit out the window

Tom =
Bitch wait-

Wade =
YEET!
*throws journal out the window*
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Tom =
Well shit