Person =
I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAM
...
Hehehe Dam..
Where is the Dam toilet!
Why is the Dam shirt here!-

Tom =
Stop it! FFS

Person =
???
Wth?!?
I didn't made this?

Tom =
Obviously you bimbo

Person =
You british?

Tom =
*sarcasm* No I'm Italian-

Person =
Hey! Nico is also Italian-

Tom =
That was sarcasm you dung brain!
I am British!

Person =
Cool, cool
Sooo
Who are you?

Tom =
Lord Voldemort

Person =
...
Real name, dude

Tom =
It's Tom Riddle
And you are?

Person =
I'm the Super-sized Mcshizzel, man!
I'm also the Bad boy supreme and the ladies love a bad boy!

Tom =
...
...
...
Wtf?

Person =
*sigh*
I'm L-
____________________________-_-_______
Uh-oh
Some shiat happens lawl(iet)
Better find out in the next one
Which is tommorrow
Sorry
Lawl (iet)
Adios