Tom =
Happy pooter...
Lulz

Person =
Who dafuq is Happy Pooter?

Tom =
Uh...
No one.........?

Person =
Didn't Draco Malfoy name Harry Potter that?

Tom =
No....
...
...
Yes...

Person =
Called it

Tom =
Who are you and how did you got this?

Person =
I am ****** and I stole this from Sir. Malfoy

Tom =
I don't get it...
What the hell is *****

Person =
I am the past, the future and the present

Tom =
What are you? Lord Voldemort?

Person =
Doll, I am the Dam author

Tom =
What author?

Author =
Of a book!
Something you shouldn't know about

Tom =
Well do you have a name?
Wait of course you do
Tell

Author =
Well, my name is H-
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Uh oh, some shit happen
Lulz
May the Gods bless you