Person writing on the book=
My Lord, can we forget what happen yesterday?

Tom =
I suppose yes. I want to forget that, I am feeling generous today so you are free.

Lucius =
Thank you my Lord!

Tom =
Yes, bow down.

Lucius =
But, My Lord I wanted to ask. The sentence that I wrote first, do you think it needs improvements?

Tom =
You fool! I have told you I did not wanted to remember that! Now you shall feel my wrath!

*the page crushed a bit

Lucius =
My Lord it did nothing....

Tom =
Yes, I am aware of that.

Lucius =
My sit is puddled, My Lord.

Tom =
Are you saying that to make me better?

Lucius =
I must say it the way you'll understand.
I literally pissed myself.

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Tom =
Dear god, Lucius go and change!

Lucius =
Yes, My lord.

Tom =
How did I got this people?!? What did make to have them?!?!?!?!?!?