Person =
James, was being such a jerk today! He took my-

Tom =
Halt! Mate this is not a ranting book...
And don't you dare write-

Person =
THIS IS A SELF WRITING BOOK!!!!!

Tom =
You basta-

Person =
Wow, magic is soooooo cool

Tom =
Who are you?

Person =
Me? my name is Albus Potter, son of Harry and Ginny Potter.

Tom =
Wow the chosen one and the Weasley girl...
Did you know that your mother was lovesick with your father?

Albus =
What do-

Tom =
She made a poem about him...
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Albus =
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TELL ME!!!!

Tom =
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His eyes are as fresh as a
pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a
blackboard,
I wish he was mine, He is really
divine,
The hero who would conquered
the Dark Lord
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Albus=
I have to tell, James and Lily about this!!!!

Tom =
Wait no-

Albus =
Thanks!
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Tom =
Shit