Person =
My name is Harry Potter

Tom =
Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle

Harry =
Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?

Tom =
Yes

Harry =
Can you tell me?

(in Tom's head : No *draws a penis*)

Tom =
No
But I can show you
Let me take you back
Fifty years ago
13th June


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Author =
And that Ladies and Gentleman is where it ends. Lulz, hope you like the adventure-

Tom =
It was shitty

Author =
Fuck off, go to the corner and think about what you have done. Making a Dam Horcrux of a Dam diary...

Tom =
*Shouts from the corner*
IT WAS A JOURNAL!!!

Author =
SHUT UP AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Tom =
*Grumbles angrily*

Author =
Hope you wizards/witches/demigods/vampiers/werewolf/ and more, likes the adventure of this diary. Hope you all like it, have a Blue Kookie now go.
Stay awesome Bros. *Brofist*