Tom Riddle's Diary

written by Raven de Angeles

Follow the adventure of Tom's diary. A/N= This is very very very random. It's just random writing tbh. Please read it

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

86

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7,825

Entry #13

Chapter 14
Olivia =
Alright I got something!

Tom =
Go on

Olivia =
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Tom =
???

Olivia =
Beat it. We're close
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Tom =
Sweet jesus, Olivia

Olivia =
I got more Tommy boy.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For a fingering a minor...
What's the difference between a pregnant women and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb...
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year...
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Tom =
I want the Weasley girl back...
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