Truth about Shia LeBoeuf and Dora
written by Account Terminated
By: Dashing, handsome, charming, and brave Perseus Potter (applause in the back)
Last Updated
05/31/21
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3
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Encounter with the legend himself, SHIA LEBOEUF
Chapter 2
I am walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And my wand is cracked in half
Out of the corner of my eye I spot him,
Shia LaBeouf.
He's following me
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on me.
I am looking for Hogwarts,
But I am all turned around.
He's almost upon me now
And I can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for my life
(From Shia LaBeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia LaBeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods,
Killing for sport,
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
Now it's dark and I seem to have lost him,
But I am hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
I creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
I move stealthily toward it,
But my leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off my leg,
Limping toward the cottage,
Now I'm on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
But he doesn't hear me enter,
I'm sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for my life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
I limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from my stump leg.
But I have won.
I have beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to my head, and death in his eyes.
But I can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
I try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from my stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
I counter to the right, I catch him in the neck
I am chopping off his head now
i have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
I fall to your knees and catch your breath
I am finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
I walk back to hogwarts' nursery and I heal myself. The nurse didn't believe but here is the truth. That beast, in the forest, it's SHIA LEBOEUF.
There's no one around,
And my wand is cracked in half
Out of the corner of my eye I spot him,
Shia LaBeouf.
He's following me
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on me.
I am looking for Hogwarts,
But I am all turned around.
He's almost upon me now
And I can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for my life
(From Shia LaBeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia LaBeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods,
Killing for sport,
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
Now it's dark and I seem to have lost him,
But I am hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
I creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
I move stealthily toward it,
But my leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off my leg,
Limping toward the cottage,
Now I'm on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
But he doesn't hear me enter,
I'm sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for my life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
I limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from my stump leg.
But I have won.
I have beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to my head, and death in his eyes.
But I can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
I try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from my stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
I counter to the right, I catch him in the neck
I am chopping off his head now
i have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
I fall to your knees and catch your breath
I am finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
I walk back to hogwarts' nursery and I heal myself. The nurse didn't believe but here is the truth. That beast, in the forest, it's SHIA LEBOEUF.
