Murrr: [noun] A fellow human being that you really get along with. A best friend in real life, usually.

Zorgler: [noun] A potato on the internet that you connect with at a spiritual level.

Crazybutthead: [noun] An endearing term used when you run out of insults to call your friends.

Slootie: [noun] Someone that you find inappropiate. Usually used as an insult, not affectionate. Best describes Facebook idiots. (s-loot-tea-eh)

Fluffing: [interjection] Some thing just... so... ah... whether good or bad, you can't find any other word to use. Usually most often found during a fangirl attack.

Merm: [noun] That one friend that you hate the same people with. They bring out the unsocial sadistic side of you.

Granny: [noun] That one friend that hasn't grown up yet. You must cherish their innocence. Said with dripping sarcasm.

Mutha: [noun] The sole fully-functioning adult of the group. Usually under-appreciated and mocked, but saves your butt.

Saltzer: [noun] The one that never shuts up. They can talk about anything and usually are the ones that can read you like a card. If you get on their bad side, good luck.

Starship: [noun] The secret genius. Have a tendency to be shy with strangers but once you hear them rant, you know that they are your friend. Sometimes seen dropping subtle fandom references.

Queen B: [noun] Your archenemy that you secretly admire on a subconcious level.

Blurp: [verb] to completely screw up

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