When rapping, felines are not a popular topic
Suggesting the idea seems almost comic
But there's No other feeling that can top it
My hate for my cats is microscopic
Sure, they bite and they scratch and they hiss
And when you're trying to sleep they love to take the piss
But stroking Panda was never a hit or miss
I'm rapping to be kind, this is not a diss
I hear your meow and my door creak open
Your familiar purr is my weakness token
You curl up in a ball and fall asleep in an instant
Our relationship always felt never always distant
I was your favourite human, we cuddled a lot
I thought you were going to take over the world with an evil plot
I had my nicknames for you, Puss Puss and Scratch
You meowed and meowed till I came home from that one rugby match
But nothing lasts forever, as I saw that one day
Because that was the time my cat was taken away
I never thought I'd see the moment
I heard what happened and I was completely frozen
I couldn't believe it, I was in shock
You were hit by a car just circling the block
So young you were Panda, life cut too short
I wanted to chase after that car, I'm not the friendliest of sports
I'll never hear you meow again or see you on my bed
I'll never try to go to sleep but then you sit on my head
Panda, my baby, you were the best cat I ever met
And now you're gone and I don't know how many other ways to say I'm upset!