At the dead mid of dark
When I gazed at the sky
I saw a large log of wood
Rising ever so high'

It went at the fastest pace
Heading towards Mars
On it sat young apes
Counting the endless stars

And then I heard a loud ape sneeze
From the vast Amazon Bed
And another log rose up
And along the planets it sped

The first one went and hit Mars
And the apes got down
As the second one went and hit Moon
And the apes fell facedown

Of existance of other Apes
They started searching clues
What we for years couldn't do
Was done by the Ape crews!