Witch Weekly- Issue One
written by Sally Buttercup
In this issue, we talk with Hermione Granger, profile the muggle Malala Yousafzai, Molly Weasley gives advice on Halloween recipes and homemade potions, and more! Now Hiring! Look for us in the groups and role plays!
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
11
Reads
442
Horoscopes
Chapter 9
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Virgo
The full moon will encourage the gnomes in your gardens to organize and attempt to advance on your house. Don’t fret, because that’s the perfect time for you to go on a romantic trip with a special someone. By the time you return, the infighting within the gnome ranks will have spelled a swift end to their insurrection.
Libra
Now that summer is well and truly over, it’s the perfect time to start something creative. Knit a sweater. Paint something. Set something on fire and dance around it chanting. Use the second half of the month to relax, because the location of Pluto relative to the moon means that whatever you do will be strenuous.
Scorpio
Ladies, this month is your month for potion-making. With Jupiter and Venus loitering in your tenth house, it’s time to start that complex brew you’ve been putting off. Keep an eye out on the 25th, there are surprises in store with you.
Saggitarius
Mars will be making an appearance throughout this month, so use the fire of the heavens to deal with those things which have been bothering you of late. With Uranus in the sixth quadrant of the heavens, it’s the perfect time to organize a holiday.
Capricorn
A portkey is in your future, be it for you or for a friend. With the passing of Aphrodite’s comet, you’ll be wanting some privacy, but ignore the urge to hide away, because this month is the perfect time to meet new people at work.
Aquarius
The 8th is a good time to look through your finances, as the Department of Magical Taxation could give you an audit. That’s not to say that this month will be all doom and gloom, as it could bring with it another romantic getaway.
Aries
The unique alignment of the planets this month will increase the efficacy of your charms, so have fun with it. Some difficulties may result because of Mars, but none of them will be beyond your control.
Taurus
Life has been good to you since mid-June, and that celestial gravy train is just going to keep going. Now is the time to look into real estate – but make sure to check that there aren’t any salamanders, because no insurance policy covers for that.
Gemini
The harvest moon interacting with Saturn could leave you susceptible to spattergroit, so use this to spend a lot of time by yourself working on all those charms you learned in school which you’ve gotten out of practice casting. Productivity never takes a week off.
Cancer
Due to the placement of Mercury relative to the Sun and the Polar axis, this month will be a risky one for injuries. Quidditch players ought to be especially vigilant, but non-sporting folk should still be wary. Anything that does happen will be cleared up by Christmas, so all is not lost should an accident occur. Famous Cancer that you might know: Dobby the Elf, one of the most celebrated House Elves, inspiring the modern equality movements and contributed significantly to the Second Wizarding War
Leo
Have a cup of tea, take a gander at the leaves, and figure it out yourself. You don’t need me to tell you what’s happening, you’ll be able to work it out with barely any effort.
Pisces
Nargles. Lots of Nargles.
Virgo
The full moon will encourage the gnomes in your gardens to organize and attempt to advance on your house. Don’t fret, because that’s the perfect time for you to go on a romantic trip with a special someone. By the time you return, the infighting within the gnome ranks will have spelled a swift end to their insurrection.
Libra
Now that summer is well and truly over, it’s the perfect time to start something creative. Knit a sweater. Paint something. Set something on fire and dance around it chanting. Use the second half of the month to relax, because the location of Pluto relative to the moon means that whatever you do will be strenuous.
Scorpio
Ladies, this month is your month for potion-making. With Jupiter and Venus loitering in your tenth house, it’s time to start that complex brew you’ve been putting off. Keep an eye out on the 25th, there are surprises in store with you.
Saggitarius
Mars will be making an appearance throughout this month, so use the fire of the heavens to deal with those things which have been bothering you of late. With Uranus in the sixth quadrant of the heavens, it’s the perfect time to organize a holiday.
Capricorn
A portkey is in your future, be it for you or for a friend. With the passing of Aphrodite’s comet, you’ll be wanting some privacy, but ignore the urge to hide away, because this month is the perfect time to meet new people at work.
Aquarius
The 8th is a good time to look through your finances, as the Department of Magical Taxation could give you an audit. That’s not to say that this month will be all doom and gloom, as it could bring with it another romantic getaway.
Aries
The unique alignment of the planets this month will increase the efficacy of your charms, so have fun with it. Some difficulties may result because of Mars, but none of them will be beyond your control.
Taurus
Life has been good to you since mid-June, and that celestial gravy train is just going to keep going. Now is the time to look into real estate – but make sure to check that there aren’t any salamanders, because no insurance policy covers for that.
Gemini
The harvest moon interacting with Saturn could leave you susceptible to spattergroit, so use this to spend a lot of time by yourself working on all those charms you learned in school which you’ve gotten out of practice casting. Productivity never takes a week off.
Cancer
Due to the placement of Mercury relative to the Sun and the Polar axis, this month will be a risky one for injuries. Quidditch players ought to be especially vigilant, but non-sporting folk should still be wary. Anything that does happen will be cleared up by Christmas, so all is not lost should an accident occur. Famous Cancer that you might know: Dobby the Elf, one of the most celebrated House Elves, inspiring the modern equality movements and contributed significantly to the Second Wizarding War
Leo
Have a cup of tea, take a gander at the leaves, and figure it out yourself. You don’t need me to tell you what’s happening, you’ll be able to work it out with barely any effort.
Pisces
Nargles. Lots of Nargles.
