I was brought to Flourish and Blotts some years ago. I was new, I was young, and I was naive. I thought that I would get picked up in no time by some eager young student. Well, I wasn't. That didn't happen for years. But I'm getting ahead of myself. There's nothing particularly special about me. I have that nice smell that all books have, I've got a fairly pretty cover, yet nothing breathtaking. But my contents, which should matter most to any self-respecting book, are, if I do say so myself, phenomenal. Not that anybody will know for years and years.