Now that I've established how to prank, who you should do it to, and how not to get caught, this chapter is about my own adventures through mischief (and my friends' stories too of course).
So some little (maybe slightly big) pranks are probably in the Great Hall. Probably the ones that are more public and not directed at anyone particular are the best. Like if you paint the Great Hall. (Deimos, red and golds are the best colours to paint the Great Hall). And add glitter. But, before you start, make sure you have all of the paints and glitter bottles you'll need. Then, make sure that there are no professors around and no one who would go and tell the professor what you're up to. Then, make the Great Hall your canvas.
Also, glitter is big part when your having a paint war. Glitter just adds to the messiness and it's hard to get out of small places and more like it your hair. I'm saying that if you are going to do anything to the Great Hall add the frickin glitter. Just do it.
Another prank you could pull (maybe you have to be very skilled like mwha) is to turn the Great Hall upside down. It's fun to see people's faces when they see your work. But, really and truly, it's more fun to actually do it. In fact, me and my friends (Courtney and Deimos) did it not to long ago- literally last night, that's what we did, my idea of course. And then you have the entire floor to your pleasure. Like painting on it and adding glitter (only of course red and gold colours). Or making it into an ice rink (which I also did- well Deimos did).
And then, after you could go and get butterbeer. Or firehwiskey. Or a White Russian. You know, unless you are 12 and under, I suggest not drinking. Just saying. But still- celebrate you artwork. Until someone comes and cleans it up. (R.I.P beautiful artwork).
More examples of pranking are probably messing with the Slytherins, if you are a Gryffindor. (No offense to the Slytherins). Like this one time, James and I put hot pink hair dye into the Slytherin Quidditch Team's shampoo bottles. Which was absolutely hilarious. And if you're wondering what they did, I'd say the fact that they exsistes. (Again, no offense to any Slytherin)
Another one is to lock the younger students' dorm rooms from the outside. It's just funny when they're stuck inside and they don't know how to get out. Which is actually simple actually, all they had to do was jam something inside the lock and it would open. It usually takes them about half an hour to get out. It really is funny.
And then there's my personal favorite, the Hiding-Behind-Pillars-And-Throwing-Water Balloons-At-First Years.(which Deimos definently helped with).(Honestly, Courtney, I really am sorry about your books).(And Echo, I still have that picture of you from that time ;)).
Also, there's that time when I poured a giant bucket of red (glittery) slime down the dungeons to where the Slytherins were. Okay, that one was a good one. They were stranded in their common rooms. In my defense, I thought us Gryffindors and Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs needed a break from the snakes. (For the third time, still no offense to any Slytherin). Also, I think Deimos helped me with this one. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. (Deimos, didn't you make it red and decide to add the glitter? I'm pretty sure you did).
(And Courtney, Love, this chapter was inspired by you. You did say how you liked hearing the stories of my old pranks;)).