A Mischief Manager's Guide to Mischief
written by Sirius B. ❧
Hidden corridors and hidden passageways of Hogwarts yearn to be discovered. Enemies dire revenge on each other. It's fun to prank the teachers and the school every once in a while. Want to learn how? Read this book, it teaches a perfect prankster.
Last Updated
05/31/21
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A Mischievous Beginning
Chapter 1
In this book, you might learn, if you pay attention, about how to get your friends back, or better yet, scorch you enemies. Either or, this has everything a Marauder-you going needs to know.
First, imagine who you want to prank. It can be anybody. And when I mean anybody, I honestly and literally and physically mean anybody. If you're me, then it might be your girlfriend (Courtney) or your mate (Deimos) or your life-long enemie (Snivillus).
After you have imagined a reasonable first starter prankie, think about what you want to get back at them for. Like if they took their own chocolate back and you wanted the rest of it (this is directed at you Moony if you are reading this). Or the person decided it was a good idea to put grease in the water pipe running to your shower (James this is directed at you). Even if all they did was exsist (Snivillus).
Then, I'll list a few (probably a lot actually) options of how to get them back.
One idea (if they took THIER chocolate back that YOU were going to eat) is to take thier nicest jacket that they wear often and fill it with light and clear glue. The lightness will offset that you messed with it and the clearness will make it un-noticeable. (Moony, if you are reading this- I'm so not sorry. I wanted that chocolate). If you don't have any glue, look up a spell (yes you might have to go into the putrid I mean good library) and use your wand to create some glue.
Another thought (if they put gallons of grease into the water pipe running into your shower where you wash your hair) is to do the same to them; however, if you want to get messy with this- feel free. 1. Get as many ever gallons of whom you are pranking's least favorite colour paint and maybe make it glittery. 2. Tranfigure it into the water pipe to your friend's shower. 3. Make sure to keep it moving so it stays liquid-like. 4. Get some sort of picture recording device and hide it at the top of the shower. 5. Sit back and relax. (Anyone reading these and getting ideas and think of me, well remember/ I check my shower pipes now-;))
Another prank would be to change your friend's mattress with sticky syrup and any gross thing you can find and replace the cotton from their mattress and glue it onto their face or feet. (Will go into further depth on how to do this faster and easily and later chapters).
One more person you might want to prank as your first prank MIGHT be your girlfriend or boyfriend. (Courtney, Love, I said might! For other people reading this). And if you do one on your spouse, be careful, if you are masculine reading this. Women are scary, I admit.
First, imagine who you want to prank. It can be anybody. And when I mean anybody, I honestly and literally and physically mean anybody. If you're me, then it might be your girlfriend (Courtney) or your mate (Deimos) or your life-long enemie (Snivillus).
After you have imagined a reasonable first starter prankie, think about what you want to get back at them for. Like if they took their own chocolate back and you wanted the rest of it (this is directed at you Moony if you are reading this). Or the person decided it was a good idea to put grease in the water pipe running to your shower (James this is directed at you). Even if all they did was exsist (Snivillus).
Then, I'll list a few (probably a lot actually) options of how to get them back.
One idea (if they took THIER chocolate back that YOU were going to eat) is to take thier nicest jacket that they wear often and fill it with light and clear glue. The lightness will offset that you messed with it and the clearness will make it un-noticeable. (Moony, if you are reading this- I'm so not sorry. I wanted that chocolate). If you don't have any glue, look up a spell (yes you might have to go into the putrid I mean good library) and use your wand to create some glue.
Another thought (if they put gallons of grease into the water pipe running into your shower where you wash your hair) is to do the same to them; however, if you want to get messy with this- feel free. 1. Get as many ever gallons of whom you are pranking's least favorite colour paint and maybe make it glittery. 2. Tranfigure it into the water pipe to your friend's shower. 3. Make sure to keep it moving so it stays liquid-like. 4. Get some sort of picture recording device and hide it at the top of the shower. 5. Sit back and relax. (Anyone reading these and getting ideas and think of me, well remember/ I check my shower pipes now-;))
Another prank would be to change your friend's mattress with sticky syrup and any gross thing you can find and replace the cotton from their mattress and glue it onto their face or feet. (Will go into further depth on how to do this faster and easily and later chapters).
One more person you might want to prank as your first prank MIGHT be your girlfriend or boyfriend. (Courtney, Love, I said might! For other people reading this). And if you do one on your spouse, be careful, if you are masculine reading this. Women are scary, I admit.
