Funny Harry Potter Texts
written by Annabelle Lovegood
Loads of funny Harry Potter texts all crammed into one book! There will be more coming! So funny!
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
10
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2,212
The Dark Lord
Chapter 5
Voldemort: I'm going to kill you, Potter!
Harry: Which one? I seem to recall you wanting to kill my parents too.
Bellatrix: I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!!!!
Voldemort: NOT NOW BELLA! CAN'T YOU SEE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!
Bellatrix: (but I'm teasing him)
Voldemort: BELLA! SHUT UP!!
Harry: Avada Kedavra!!! (wand emoji)
Voldemort: I didn't want to die.
Bellatrix: Master...
Harry: I KILLED VOLDEMORT!!
Bellatrix: How dare you? He... he... he...WAS AWFUL!!
Harry: ?
Harry: Which one? I seem to recall you wanting to kill my parents too.
Bellatrix: I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!!!!
Voldemort: NOT NOW BELLA! CAN'T YOU SEE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!
Bellatrix: (but I'm teasing him)
Voldemort: BELLA! SHUT UP!!
Harry: Avada Kedavra!!! (wand emoji)
Voldemort: I didn't want to die.
Bellatrix: Master...
Harry: I KILLED VOLDEMORT!!
Bellatrix: How dare you? He... he... he...WAS AWFUL!!
Harry: ?