Now that you know you deserve to be a Slytherin, I will tell you just how you can become a great one.

First and foremost, Dress like you are going to see the Queen of England, because let's be honest, you know she would love you. You never know when you are going to run into someone that needs envy instilled into their heart. Not to mention, pride is necessary. You are worth so much, so why not flaunt that?

Second, If you're going to walk the walk, you need to talk the talk. Get Educated. If you are debating with some scum from another house or just someone you generally don't like, don't embarrass yourself. Know your facts. And if you don't know your facts, you better be cunning enough to manipulate people into thinking you are correct, even if you aren't. We don't want to disgrace our house, so please don't.

Third, do whatever you find necessary, and I DO mean whatever, to achieve your dreams.

Last, but I assure you not Least, and something I can not stress enough; Loyalty above all else.

I am not saying to every single friend and acquaintances.

 I am merely stating that when times get rough, or some new Dark Lord decides to take over, you had better know who is going to be watching your back for curses and enemies. Trust me, you will need a close-knit circle.