I don't know a soul who doesn't know about Azkaban. Its in short, the worst place on Earth. Mass murders and criminals get sent down there when they do extra grisly crimes like using the Unforgivable Curses on people. It's a giant stone prison full of soul sucking Dementors and mentally unstable people of all types. I never met a Dementor in my life and I don't ever want to start. Death Eaters probably make up the percentage of the people in there. I hope Belletrix gets caught, maybe we can share a cell.

Surprise. I was in Slytherin. Yeah shocking, I know. My whole family was in Gryffindor and my mother(may she rest in peace) nearly had a heart attack, lucky women, nearly all her organs had been removed so she was indestructible(not from the killing curse though). My father was a arrogant tosspot and always boasted about chivalry, courage and my sister. My sister, Mary, always got good grades, was a goody two shoes and was in Gryffindor. They all died from a Death Eater Attack. I however am the complete opposite of Mary. I am cunning, resourceful, ambitious and I am in their rival house. I have curly blonde hair(dirty and mattered right now), green eyes(dull and pissed off), heartshaped face(dirty and unclean) and a killer body.

Sorry I have to go, a Auror is coming to pick me up for my trial at the MOM. Wish me luck!