Harry Potter Texts
written by Erica Lestrange
My story on wattpad with over 30k reads, reposted on here! Hey there! This is a funny HP Texts story with things that aren't copied off the internet. All ideas are original from my head and my friends. Thank you so much for the support and votes while I was writing this story. -Erica Cover made by me.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
10
Reads
1,201
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Chapter 8
ChosenOne: Haha Malfoy! I have a firebolt, the best broom ever!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: So? I got a firebolt 2!
ChosenOne: But-
DracoFreakingMalfoy: This new one has touch ID! This broom won't fly unless it senses that it's me! It also has 3D touch! My broom's gonna work better than yours!
ChosenOne: So? I bet the Firebolt 2 is bloody expensive!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: But unlike you, I actually have money!
ChosenOne: Well you should remember that the only reason you're on the quidditch team is because your dad bought the Slytherin team some fancy brooms back in the second year!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: My broom has a feather-light charm on it! It can let you levitate over the broom! Also, it repels bludgers!
ChosenOne: Uh--Uh-My broom can fly really high?
DracoFreakingMalfoy: So does every other broom. So the Firebolt 2 is better. You can't deny that.
ChosenOne: But you can't deny the fact that I'm a way better quidditch player than you! No broom can catch the snitch for you!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: Actually, the firebolt 2 has an extendable arm that catches the snitch for you if your arms can't reach it!
ChosenOne: What!? That's not fair. Wait-How come I've never heard of this broom?
DracoFreakingMalfoy: Dunno. by the way, did I mention that the Firebolt 2 isn't even out? I don't actually have one.
*DracoFreakingMalfoy has logged off*
ChosenOne: Ugh! Seriously?
*ChosenOne has logged off*
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WeasleyTheKing: Wow! That sure is a cheap broomstick!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: So? I got a firebolt 2!
ChosenOne: But-
DracoFreakingMalfoy: This new one has touch ID! This broom won't fly unless it senses that it's me! It also has 3D touch! My broom's gonna work better than yours!
ChosenOne: So? I bet the Firebolt 2 is bloody expensive!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: But unlike you, I actually have money!
ChosenOne: Well you should remember that the only reason you're on the quidditch team is because your dad bought the Slytherin team some fancy brooms back in the second year!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: My broom has a feather-light charm on it! It can let you levitate over the broom! Also, it repels bludgers!
ChosenOne: Uh--Uh-My broom can fly really high?
DracoFreakingMalfoy: So does every other broom. So the Firebolt 2 is better. You can't deny that.
ChosenOne: But you can't deny the fact that I'm a way better quidditch player than you! No broom can catch the snitch for you!
DracoFreakingMalfoy: Actually, the firebolt 2 has an extendable arm that catches the snitch for you if your arms can't reach it!
ChosenOne: What!? That's not fair. Wait-How come I've never heard of this broom?
DracoFreakingMalfoy: Dunno. by the way, did I mention that the Firebolt 2 isn't even out? I don't actually have one.
*DracoFreakingMalfoy has logged off*
ChosenOne: Ugh! Seriously?
*ChosenOne has logged off*
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WeasleyTheKing: Wow! That sure is a cheap broomstick!
