Harry Potter Texts
written by Erica Lestrange
My story on wattpad with over 30k reads, reposted on here! Hey there! This is a funny HP Texts story with things that aren't copied off the internet. All ideas are original from my head and my friends. Thank you so much for the support and votes while I was writing this story. -Erica Cover made by me.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
10
Reads
1,202
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Chapter 3
Voldy: Deatheaters, I'm having a meeting at the Malfoy manor, the drawing room as usual. There will be refreshments.
NarcissaM: I'm bringing Lucius and Draco.
LuciusMalfoy: Since when do you decide where we go? I'm bringing Narcissa and Draco.
Potter_Rejected_Handshake: Why do you guys decide for me. I'm busy! I'm not going.
DobbyTheElf: But there's cake, Master Draco.
Potter_Rejected_Handshake: Oh fine. I'm going.
*Potter_Rejected_Handshake has logged off.*
LuciusMalfoy: Yeah, and I'm bringing Narcissa. Also, Draco, change your username!
*LuciusMalfoy has logged off.*
*NarcissaM has logged off.*
DumbledoreRULES: Can I come too? I'm going to bring Snape.
ProfMcGonagall: Dumbledore, you can't bring Snape!
IAmFlitwick: Everyone knows he drinks a sip of firewhisky and starts to dance on the tables in his underwear.
DumbledoreRULES: Too bad. Snape, you want to come, right?
PotionsIsLife: What? I was taking a nap, sorry. And yes, I'm going.
*DumbledoreRULES has logged off.*
*PotionsIsLife has logged off.*
ProfMcGonagall: Well, there's nothing we can do about it, Flitwick.
*ProfMcGonagall has logged off.*
IAmFlitwick: Yeah, oh well.
*IAmFlitwick has logged off.*
ChosenOne: Hey, can I come?
Voldy: Sure. Why not. Also, I'm bringing in a bunch of dancers. They were called "Pole Dancers." I guess that means they dance with poles? I don't know why they're called that.
ChosenOne: Um...
Voldy: Wait--if you're the chosen one, doesn't that mean you're Harry Potter?
ChosenOne: Yes...
Voldy: NO! You can't come.
ChosenOne: Awww.
*ChosenOne has logged off.*
Voldy: The dancers just arrived! So excited! AAAAAAHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THEY WEARING IS THAT UNDERWEAR!??
WingardiumLeviosa: Well you did hire pole dancers.
Voldy: What are pole dancers?
WingardiumLeviosa: Umm...well, you'll see.
Voldy: Who are you anyway?
WingardiumLeviosa: Hermoine Granger, and you are?
Voldy: Who is Hermoine Granger...
WingardiumLeviosa: Harry Potter's friend.
Voldy: Oh she's the mudblood! AVADA KEDAVRA!
WingardiumLeviosa: That dosen't work on texts.
Voldy: Oh. Right.
*WingardiumLeviosa has logged off.*
Voldy: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME CAN COME :D
*Voldy has logged off*
Crabbe12345679: There's cake? I'm coming!
greggoyle: CAKE!!!!!
Crabbe12345679: Let's go!
*Crabbe12345679 has logged off*
greggoyle: Where's the log off button?
greggoyle:Oh. Found it.
*greggoyle has logged off.*
*20 Mins Later*
Voldy: WHHHHHHAAAAAATT ARE THE DANCERS DOING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NarcissaM: I'm bringing Lucius and Draco.
LuciusMalfoy: Since when do you decide where we go? I'm bringing Narcissa and Draco.
Potter_Rejected_Handshake: Why do you guys decide for me. I'm busy! I'm not going.
DobbyTheElf: But there's cake, Master Draco.
Potter_Rejected_Handshake: Oh fine. I'm going.
*Potter_Rejected_Handshake has logged off.*
LuciusMalfoy: Yeah, and I'm bringing Narcissa. Also, Draco, change your username!
*LuciusMalfoy has logged off.*
*NarcissaM has logged off.*
DumbledoreRULES: Can I come too? I'm going to bring Snape.
ProfMcGonagall: Dumbledore, you can't bring Snape!
IAmFlitwick: Everyone knows he drinks a sip of firewhisky and starts to dance on the tables in his underwear.
DumbledoreRULES: Too bad. Snape, you want to come, right?
PotionsIsLife: What? I was taking a nap, sorry. And yes, I'm going.
*DumbledoreRULES has logged off.*
*PotionsIsLife has logged off.*
ProfMcGonagall: Well, there's nothing we can do about it, Flitwick.
*ProfMcGonagall has logged off.*
IAmFlitwick: Yeah, oh well.
*IAmFlitwick has logged off.*
ChosenOne: Hey, can I come?
Voldy: Sure. Why not. Also, I'm bringing in a bunch of dancers. They were called "Pole Dancers." I guess that means they dance with poles? I don't know why they're called that.
ChosenOne: Um...
Voldy: Wait--if you're the chosen one, doesn't that mean you're Harry Potter?
ChosenOne: Yes...
Voldy: NO! You can't come.
ChosenOne: Awww.
*ChosenOne has logged off.*
Voldy: The dancers just arrived! So excited! AAAAAAHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THEY WEARING IS THAT UNDERWEAR!??
WingardiumLeviosa: Well you did hire pole dancers.
Voldy: What are pole dancers?
WingardiumLeviosa: Umm...well, you'll see.
Voldy: Who are you anyway?
WingardiumLeviosa: Hermoine Granger, and you are?
Voldy: Who is Hermoine Granger...
WingardiumLeviosa: Harry Potter's friend.
Voldy: Oh she's the mudblood! AVADA KEDAVRA!
WingardiumLeviosa: That dosen't work on texts.
Voldy: Oh. Right.
*WingardiumLeviosa has logged off.*
Voldy: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME CAN COME :D
*Voldy has logged off*
Crabbe12345679: There's cake? I'm coming!
greggoyle: CAKE!!!!!
Crabbe12345679: Let's go!
*Crabbe12345679 has logged off*
greggoyle: Where's the log off button?
greggoyle:Oh. Found it.
*greggoyle has logged off.*
*20 Mins Later*
Voldy: WHHHHHHAAAAAATT ARE THE DANCERS DOING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
