Harry Potter Texts
written by Erica Lestrange
My story on wattpad with over 30k reads, reposted on here! Hey there! This is a funny HP Texts story with things that aren't copied off the internet. All ideas are original from my head and my friends. Thank you so much for the support and votes while I was writing this story. -Erica Cover made by me.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
10
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Chapter 2
LuciusMalfoy: My lord, this is quite amazing. I can now send instant owls to you.
Voldy: Yes, yes. Now shut up so I can concentrate.
LuciusMalfoy: What do you need to concentrate on?
Voldy: Plans.
LuciusMalfoy: ROFL.
Voldy: What does that mean?
LuciusMalfoy: IDK.
Voldy: Tell me! Or I'll kill you!
LuciusMalfoy: WTF.
Voldy: Avada Kedavra!
LuciusMalfoy: LOL.
VoldySnake: Hsssss. Hssss. Hsssssssss. (He said rolling on floor laughing, I don't know, what the f***, and laugh out loud. Also, spells won't work when you say them here.
Voldy: Oh. Those code words sound cool. Especially the third one.
Voldy: WTF
Voldy: WTF
Voldy: WTF
LuciusMalfoy: WTF my lord?
Voldy: Shut up Lucius! WTF are you doing stealing my line!
LuciusMalfoy: Technically I said it first...
Voldy: Avada Kedavra! WTF
VoldySnake: Hssssss. (Again, you can't use spells.)
Voldy: Oh right. WTF
Voldy: WTF
LuciusMalfoy: Ugh. ):
Voldy: What does ): mean?
LuciusMalfoy: It's a sad face.
Voldy: Oh I see. (: Is this a happy face?
LuciusMalfoy: Yes, my Lord.
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
*LuciusMalfoy has logged off.*
Voldy: Lucius, where did you go? ):
*Voldy has logged off.*
Voldy: Yes, yes. Now shut up so I can concentrate.
LuciusMalfoy: What do you need to concentrate on?
Voldy: Plans.
LuciusMalfoy: ROFL.
Voldy: What does that mean?
LuciusMalfoy: IDK.
Voldy: Tell me! Or I'll kill you!
LuciusMalfoy: WTF.
Voldy: Avada Kedavra!
LuciusMalfoy: LOL.
VoldySnake: Hsssss. Hssss. Hsssssssss. (He said rolling on floor laughing, I don't know, what the f***, and laugh out loud. Also, spells won't work when you say them here.
Voldy: Oh. Those code words sound cool. Especially the third one.
Voldy: WTF
Voldy: WTF
Voldy: WTF
LuciusMalfoy: WTF my lord?
Voldy: Shut up Lucius! WTF are you doing stealing my line!
LuciusMalfoy: Technically I said it first...
Voldy: Avada Kedavra! WTF
VoldySnake: Hssssss. (Again, you can't use spells.)
Voldy: Oh right. WTF
Voldy: WTF
LuciusMalfoy: Ugh. ):
Voldy: What does ): mean?
LuciusMalfoy: It's a sad face.
Voldy: Oh I see. (: Is this a happy face?
LuciusMalfoy: Yes, my Lord.
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
Voldy: (:
*LuciusMalfoy has logged off.*
Voldy: Lucius, where did you go? ):
*Voldy has logged off.*
