moses was a dumb brat who didn't know how to control his appetite. he'd been to the hospital like a thousand times because he liked to eat things that weren't supposed to be eaten. in may 1975, he ate eighteen yellow rings. It was a five hour long surgery. in july of 1975, he found out that he had a craving for glitter. he later found out that glitter isn't for consumption. then he ate an apple that washed away the glitter. i think you all know how it came out, so i shouldn't have to explain it to you. in 1995, moses figured that aluminum foil would taste better than bacon. he was wrong. it cut his intestine. and i think we all know how that ended for moses.

"rip" moses 1962-1995

*dedicated to alex heyes "rip"*