there was once a bat. he had like eighteen bat babies with his rat wife and it was gross. rats are gross so i don't know what the bat expected. well so the brat babies went around and vandalized the entire brat (combination of rat and bat) town. well the brats started coming up with ideas for their names and so they were called moses, kanye, kim, north, khloe, kourtney, kim, kendall, kylie, jesus, jose, nathlie (that dumb...), judd, armando, and colton. well moses was a stupid brat and he ate glitter bc he was lacking intelligence. The second one kanye was better than god. kim had a big arse and could barely walk. north was the antichrist. and khloe was just annoying and no one liked her. and then there was kourtney whose wings were petit but her heart was big. and then there was kim. oh wait, i already put her whoops. then there was kendall who didn't want to accept that she was a brat because she didn't like the others. kylie was just real cool and popular and likable. She was definitely a trend starter. then there was jesus who was sucky but kanye still treated him right. jose just ate flowers because he was chill. nathalie stole hearts and jackets. judd was jewish, but everyone still loved him the same. armando had a cool accent so people thought he was hot. and then there was colton and he was just weird. No one likes Colton.