Ingredients:
water (500mL)
algae (10 g)
dirt (10 g)
grass (20, 6 inch blades)
rat tails (5, sliced)
earthworms (5, sliced)
peanut butter (5 tablespoons)

Instructions:
set water to boil
add algae then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
add dirt then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
add grass then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
allow to boil for 10 minutes
add rat tails then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
add earthworms then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
allow to boil for 10 minutes

Notes:
You must allow the potion to cool before applying. Do NOT ingest.