Hogwarts Monthly News (Issue 11)

WELCOME BACK, dearest readers, to another Issue of HMN! And... HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Yes, you heard it right, this January marked our magazine's one year anniversary. There may even be a special chapter about it later on... but anyways! Hidden inside the pages of Hogwarts Monthly News Issue 11 are many amazing holidays, like Chinese New Year and (NOT) OPPOSITE DAY! There's also a chapter about money? Hmm, interesting... And let's not forget the winner of Issue 10's Eyes In The Dark has been announced! Go ahead and get reading :D (Only 2 sickles a copy!)

Last Updated

01/30/25

Chapters

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138

Top 10 Memes Of The Month

Chapter 21

Evening everyone! Welcome back to Top Ten Memes Of The Month! I’m sure you’re all anxious to get a look at the memes I’ve gathered for January, so let’s not dilly dally any longer. Read on!

1. 


Dad, what if I get bu_ied at school? Sectumsempra.
The look on Harry’s face is killing me, because why is he so serious? LOL! Although, it’s not like this wouldn’t work… right?


2. 
WHEN I WATCH HARRY POTTER WITH MY FAMILY: ME MY FAMILY ME MY FAMILY ME MY FAMILY
I just recently watched both parts of the Deathly Hallows with my mom, and she couldn’t care any less! On the other hand, I was bawling my eyes out. Guys, the last two movies are way too heartbreaking for me to handle. I do not recommend :) (Editor’s note: But, I do U_U)


3.
-I'm sure we're all going to be very good friends-
Girl, bye. She had to be kidding. And do y’all see the way McGonagall and Snape looked at her? Yikes!


4. 


hogwarts fred and george
Another OOTP meme, just because this is such an accurate representation of the twins after their whole firework fiasco. I don’t know if it’s just because I laugh at everything, but this was extremely funny.


5. 


Due to low pollution, Aunt Marge can now be seen floating around.
HAH! Could you imagine looking up to watch the sunset, and seeing Aunt Marge? I would die of laughter! It would probably take her ages of floating to reach where I am though… but still!


6. 


Draco: My name is Draco. Ron: *scoffing laugh* Draco:
Woah, the sass is on a whole other level. Draco was absolutely ready to make a comeback after that, and he did! Period.


7.


Are you twins in real life? Perksofamuggleberic No. It's quite a weird story. We met at the audition. This is golden.
This is golden. I love how James and Oliver Phelps are so incredibly Fred and George. And, to be honest, I completely believed this as an 11 year old (for at least a week anyways!)


8. 


Me, waiting for my Hogwarts letter be like:
Don’t lie, because this was all of us at some point in time. I can’t tell you how badly I aspired to go to Hogwarts after reading the books for the first time. The Ministry must have interfered, because what other explanation is there for me not getting my letter? However, at least I get to attend digitally!


9. 


39:25:22:06: r:180 SC:0494 Skype :025728 :C118 3988 25:23:21: LR:025728 :180 I'll ask someone I like. Tk:6 1801179+06 EH.62.2826 4193+06 SC:0494 Tk:6 180-1181+13 You're laughing because you hit me so hard, aren't you? Okay. LR:025728 CR:C118 WATSON: I'm so sorry. EH.62.2826 4195+13 1801187+09 EH.62.2826 4201+09
If you guys haven’t seen this blooper, it’s super adorable! Ron and Harry are the obvious duo, but no one ever talks about Hermione and Harry. I love their friendship <3


10. 


PROFESSOR, I THINK THERE'S A BLACK DOG THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS ME AH. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY... RETTY SIRIUS
Well, I wouldn’t be myself if I didn’t end with a Sirius pun. Thank you guys for reading, and check back in again next month for some more hilarious memes. Bye!


Written by Daphne Clarke. 
Edited by Hazel Antler.
Proofread by Daphne Clarke.

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