Bonus Chapter 2: Wizard Jokes

A collection of laugh-out-loud jokes and riddles. From Knock-knock jokes to puns to riddles and even one-liners that’ll make even the most serious witch crack a smile. Perfect for young wizards looking to impress their friends with some magical humour!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Hoo.
  Hoo who?
  What are you, an owl?


• What do you call a wizard who’s bad at magic?
  Fizzle-dust!


• Why did the broomstick refuse to fly?
  It was too tired of sweeping up after everyone!


• How does a wizard greet their friends?
  “Wands up!”


• What did one cauldron say to the other?
  “You’re boiling over with excitement!”


• I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released. What am I?
  Answer: A wand!


• What do you call a mischievous elf?
  A little troublemaker!


• Why did the ghost go to the party?
  Because he heard it would be a spirited event!

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• What’s a wizard’s favourite place to go shopping?
  The Wand-erland!


• I can fly without wings. I can cry without eyes. Whenever I go, darkness flies. What am I?
  Answer: A cloud!


• How do you make a magical cat disappear?
  Just purr-sue it!


• What did the witch say to her husband?
  “I love you to the moon and broom!”


• Why was the wand so good at telling stories?
  Because it had a spell-binding narrative!


• I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
  Answer: A coin!


• What do you call a magical dog?
  A labra-cadabra-dor!


• Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar?
  Because she heard the drinks were on the house!


• What’s a ghost’s favourite game?
  Hide and Scream!


• What has keys but can't open locks?
  Answer: A piano!

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